He knows me like no other.

I posted a link on Facebook to a list of birthday freebies. Challenge accepted. This was my husband's response. 

"Pretty cool...I've got it all mapped out for you: free pre-breakfast drink from Starbucks, free breakfast at IHOP, Denny's, or Waffle house. THEN a free brow arch over at Ulta followed by 2x underwear goodness from both Aerie & Victoria Secret, because, 'MERCUH! Then a pre-lunch snack from DQ and/or Einstein Bros. Then for lunch we drive up to Denton for a free Genghis bowl and pastry from Panera, on our way back we stop by Cinemark for your free popcorn and Petco to get the dog some free shit. Then we hit up Chuck E Cheese for some sweet free tokens before heading BACK to the mall for a free Auntie Anne's pretzel. THEN we stop by Cane's so I can eat your free fangers and it's on down to Dallas for a free Sprinkles cupcake. We think about going to Medieval Times for the free feast and show, but we ain't got time fo dat, so we drive back up home for supper at either Jason's, Saltgrass steakhouse, Steak'n'Shake ('MERCUH!), or Twin Peaks...ok probably not that one, but free titties! After that we hit up BJ's for a free pizookie and you're so far gone at this point you just say "F it" and we roll on down to Marble Slab for some ice cream. You think that's it, but wait! Little do you know, but I registered for Starbucks myself and put your birthday on my registration! So you get one more free coffee right before heading home where you succumb to a diabetic coma...or vomiting."

Obviously not all of that. Here is what I have in mind:

Starbucks

Waffle House

Maybe DQ

Genghis Grill for lunch. 

Panera if Genghis doesn't give me a free dessert.

Chuck E Cheese so we can play some games with Ivy. She would love that!

Then possibly Marble Slab but my registration is probably messed up.

I sure could use a free brow do but I haven't gotten an email from Ulta.

However... I did get a card in the mail from Sephora for a free Benefit cosmetic super sample duo.

Like I said, he knows me. So that is the plan for my birthday. Oh hey, I'm sleeping in my HOUSE tonight.